New Year's Resolutions
I've got a few New Year Resolution suggestions for a few public figures...have you got any of your own?
Federal and state governments: get out of the market and out of our lives.
•· Taxes getting outrageous...obesity tax in NY
•· Don’t talk on cell phone...WA and CA
•· No more bailouts
Barack Obama: do away with the “change” and “hope” mantras and start talking more soberly about the very real crises we face as a nation.
President Bush: go get some rest in Dallas. You might want to avoid the media for a while...consider going without a television or internet for about a year.
GOP: YOU do need a message of change....take a good hard look at where you went wrong. Return to your conservative roots...for a change.
Britney Spears: focus on your children. And, use the spotlight for your career, not for your personal life.
Sarah Palin: keep doing your job as you have. Ignore the media, as much as possible. And, start playing a role in the Republican party...to help bring it to its conservative roots.
Amy Winehouse: avoid writing/singing songs that could end up being humiliating for you. God help you.
MSNBC: Either begin covering the news with some journalistic integrity or just make it official and join the Obama Press team!
Lores Rizkalla
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As for oBongo, it is my hope that he will put his country ahead of his ideology, and get people like Thomas Sowell to be his top economic advisor and somebody like John Bolton to be his top advisor for Middle Eastern policies.
As for the islamofascists, I hope every last one of them blows each other up, making them extinct, so that our world can live in peace again.